Family Humor

Family Humor

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was

severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft

any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only

skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no

one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor

also honor their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more

handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just

went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at

her sacrifice. He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything

you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see

your mother kiss you on the cheek.”